Sunday, March 25, 2007

Another Wasted Night


Christina, I know you're trying to go for the whole "old Hollywood-classic-sexy" look, but this just...isn't right. The see-through dress could work on its own, were it not worn on top of a painfully bland Victoria's Secret bra. If you're going to show your lingerie, at least make sure it's hot. The pantyhose do you no good either -- they just increase the poorly done showy-and-fake factor of the whole outfit. You cannot pull off carrying a briefcase for the life of you, it just looks costume-y. The hip-slung belt makes your hips veer into bovine-like territory, and it's very cheap looking. And don't even get me started on the porn star makeup or miles of cotton enveloping your neck. It's not a pretty sight. Basically my dear, you try too hard.

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